Est. 2023 · Head-to-Head Points
Badges are computed from pulled facts — roster shape, Week 1 results, the transaction wire. Where the data does not exist yet, the profile says so in plain words. The Crown achievement shelf (Perfect Alignment, Great Escape, Bench Mob) also lives here: Week 1 produced no win by fewer than 5 points (closest margin: 11.5), so the Great Escape crown is unclaimed; optimal-lineup crowns need per-player weekly points, which are not in the pulled data — unclaimed, not forgotten.
Record 1-0 · Dominion Conference · Roster value 7,555.40 · Top player: Giannis Antetokounmpo
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1)
Record 1-0 · Kingdom Conference · Roster value 7,157.38 · Top player: Tyrese Haliburton
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1) · 🏆 Manager of the Week (Week 1) — won the week's highest-scoring game
Record 1-0 · Dominion Conference · Roster value 6,462.23 · Top player: Jalen Johnson
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1)
Record 1-0 · Dominion Conference · Roster value 6,637.99 · Top player: Nikola Jokic
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1)
Record 1-0 · Kingdom Conference · Roster value 6,914.39 · Top player: Anthony Edwards
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1)
Record 0-1 · Kingdom Conference · Roster value 7,310.03 · Top player: Luka Doncic
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1) · 💔 The Heartbreak Kid — Week 1's highest-scoring loser
Record 0-1 · Dominion Conference · Roster value 7,051.69 · Top player: Victor Wembanyama
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1)
Record 0-1 · Kingdom Conference · Roster value 6,678.46 · Top player: Jayson Tatum
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1)
Record 0-1 · Dominion Conference · Roster value 6,430.13 · Top player: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Archetype badges: 🧺 The Hoarder — carries 2 players on IR/bench depth without a drop (roster fact, Week 1) · 💔 The Heartbreak Kid — Week 1's highest-scoring loser
Record 0-1 · Kingdom Conference · Roster value 5,321.99 · Top player: Cooper Flagg
Archetype badges: No badge earned yet — Day Trader and Waiver Sniper need transaction data, and the wire records zero moves so far; badges are earned from data, never assigned for colour.