BOOM! Shockalotta
Owner: Dimitri Crevecoeur · Kingdom Conference · Record: 1-0
Roster value: 6,486.42 across 19 valued players (redraft board model — see the Front Office).
The team's character — the canon portrait made for the site banner; the intro's first frames showed a mascot, and the league's ruling is that this character is a Black man.
The story so far
BOOM! Shockalotta opened the season 1-0 in the Kingdom Conference. The roster is headlined by Cade Cunningham (board No. 7, value 924.49) and is worth 6,486.42 in all — No. 8 of ten on the Trade Board. BOOM! Shockalotta won in Week 1 with Paolo Banchero, Chet Holmgren on IR. Week 2 is in progress: BOOM! Shockalotta trail .... Rice and Beans 942.5 — 954 on the Oct 30 pull. That is a live total, not a final.
Starters
| Slot | Player | Positions | Board rank | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PG | Cade Cunningham | PG | 7 | 924.49 |
| SG | Kingston Flemings | SG/PG | 244 | 41.60 |
| SF | Caleb Wilson | SF | 76 | 374.79 |
| PF | Cameron Boozer | PF | 69 | 410.74 |
| C | Khaman Maluach | C | 112 | 233.99 |
| G | Mikel Brown Jr. | PG | 151 | 140.47 |
| UTIL | Darryn Peterson | SG/PG | 99 | 277.38 |
| UTIL | VJ Edgecombe | SG | 77 | 369.92 |
| UTIL | Keaton Wagler | PG/SG | 162 | 121.64 |
| UTIL | Jared McCain | SG/PG | 157 | 129.86 |
| UTIL | Jakob Poeltl | C | 120 | 210.74 |
| Starters value | 3,235.62 | |||
Bench
| Slot | Player | Positions | Board rank | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bench | Tyrese Haliburton | PG/SG | 11 | 877.35 |
| Bench | Dylan Harper | PG/SG | 84 | 337.54 |
| Bench | Darius Acuff Jr. | PG | 81 | 351.05 |
| Bench | Ace Bailey | SF/PF | 122 | 205.29 |
| Bench | Brayden Burries | SG | 235 | 46.80 |
| Bench | Precious Achiuwa | PF/C | 190 | 84.32 |
| Bench value | 1,902.35 | |||
IR
| Slot | Player | Positions | Board rank | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| IR | Paolo Banchero | PF/SF | 16 | 821.78 |
| IR | Chet Holmgren | C/PF | 50 | 526.67 |
| IR value | 1,348.45 | |||
Club history — past seasons
Matched by owner (Dimitri Crevecoeur): ESPN's pull records every season's owners, and team names are shown exactly as they were.
| Season | Team then | Record | Final | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-26 | Team D | 5-13 | 7 | 27,841 |
| 2024-25 | Team D | 10-8 | 4 | 27,406.5 |
| 2023-24 | Team D | 7-11 | 7 | 29,898 |
Draft recap — this club's first-round picks
Round 1 of every pulled Kingdom draft. The pulls carry round 1 in full; later rounds were not pulled and are not shown. Full recaps: the Almanac.
| Season | Pick | Player | Team then |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026–27 | 6 | Cade Cunningham | Team D |
| 2025-26 | 4 | Luka Doncic | Team D |
| 2024-25 | 3 | Luka Doncic | Team D |
| 2023-24 | 10 | Stephen Curry | Team D |
Later 2026–27 picks named in the site's Week 1 column, from the league's draft recap: Tyrese Haliburton (2.05), Paolo Banchero (3.06).
Around the Kingdom
- 👕 The BOOM! Shockalotta shirt — BOOM! Shockalotta Tee, $34.99, in the Kingdom shop (supplier-backed, Stripe checkout).
- 👑 Top Kingdom cards — this club fields 3 of the 48: Cade Cunningham (924.49), Tyrese Haliburton (877.35), Paolo Banchero (821.78).
- 🏆 League history & draft recaps — the Almanac.
- 📻 Media hub — the cartoon, Top Plays and Kingdom Radio.
Roster as pulled from ESPN on Oct 30, 2026. “—” means the player is not on the 250-man redraft board, so no value is quoted — never a guessed one.